Kdo s koho: Psí nebo dvounohý přítel?

Kdo s koho: Psí nebo dvounohý přítel?

Milujeme ho a on miluje nás. Neumíme si představit, že bychom mohly žít bez něj. Stejně tak by byl on ztracený bez nás. Občas nás ale dokáže vytočit do vrtule. O kom je řeč?

Těžko poznat, jestli mluvíme o zvířatech, nebo o chlapech, že? A teď je otázka, kdo je lepší. Náš chlupatý domácí mazlíček, nebo náš neméně chlupatý životní partner?

Body pro němou tvář

První výhoda, proč mít doma raději němou tvář je nasnadě – do ničeho vám nekecá!

Nemusíte po něm prát ponožky a žehlit mu košile.

Je mu jedno, kolik vážíte a jestli máte upravený make-up.

Naslouchá a neremcá.

Není vám nevěrný.
 
Poslouchá na slovo.
 
Je štěstím bez sebe, když se ním jdete proběhnout.

Neřeší, když jdete ven se psem své kamarádky.

Nevyžaduje každý den teplé večeře.

Nepřepíná vám oblíbený pořad na sport.

Pozná, když jste smutná, aniž byste mu to musela říkat.

Pes si nepřivede domů další psy na poker.

Neplešatí, ale občas “pustí chlup“.

Rád se často mazlí.
 
Nemusíte na něj žárlit.
 
Můžete si ho vycvičit.

Čím víc lásky mu dáte, tím víc vám jí vrátí.

Nikdy vám neřekne nic, co by vás mohlo mrzet a bolet.

Nemusíte mu kupovat oblečení.

Bez keců počká, než vy si nakoupíte oblečení.

“Nebaví“ vás historkami svých kamarádů.

Neutíká vám po nocích do hospody.
 
Nechce od vás peníze na pivo.

Nehraje přiblblé počítačové hry a nesnaží se vás do nich zasvětit.

Nenajdete u něj v počítači fotky jiných paniček.

V noci nechrápe, ale ostražitě vás hlídá.

Vesele skáče, když se vrátíte z práce domů.

Nemá žádnou rejpavou matku, která vám bude neustále říkat, co děláte špatně.

Nevyžaduje neustálou pozornost a péči.

Dospělý pes se nikdy nechová jako malý rozmazlený pejsánek.

Můžete mít v bytě více psů najednou.

Body pro mužské pokolení

Většinou nemá zakázán vstup do restaurace.

A co mají společného?

Sežerou, na co přijdou.

Nemají rádi koupání, a tak často smrdí.

Funí a slintají. Čůrají i na ulici.

Neuklízí si po sobě.

Očuchají každou sukni na ulici.

Oba občas zavrčí.

Když venku prší, ani jednoho nedostanete ven.

Mají radost, když si s nimi jdete hrát.

No, ať počítám, jak počítám…Výsledek je pořád stejný. A jak to máte v téhle soutěži pánů tvorstva vy?

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